Saturday 24 November 2018

Value Words.

Dear Journal,

... i am travelling to Damara with a escorted caravan, seeking love.

They asked me if i will pay - i've answered: 'it's fine'.

They asked how much is fine - i've answered: '100gp'.

Thought i'll sort meanings of the words, so conversation goes smooth.

'poor' - transaction reejected.
'good enough' - 1 gp.
'good' - 10 gp.
'neat' - almost fine, 80 gp.
'fine' - 100 gp.
'grand' - 1000 gp.
'excellent' - 10 000 gp.
'awesome' - 100 000 gp.
'perfect' - 1 000 000 gp.

i've considered modifying with other words, but finally settled for numerical pre-fixing.

for example:

'1 000 grand is perfect',
'10 good enough is good'.
... etc.

This should be simple and easy to use.

-- Yours, Chea Allin, travelling witch.

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