Dear Journal,
It seems I've fallen under attention of a fat man from
Calimshan.
Suitor's people came to me, with praises and promises of gifts.
They said he's influential man in his home, in Calimshan. They said he's worthy of 2 Camels at the very least... and camels hold the price well.
Perhaps his price is as big as his ego, I thought.
... I've answered that I am unworthy of him ...
What I didn't tell them is that I am unworthy because I could not stay with him... Instead, advised them to seek a woman who is worthy of him.
I've also said that he's worthy more than 2 camels, I've added a duck to his price... and to be with a man, I need to feel worthy enough. It would be unfair otherwise, and I would feel badly in such relationship.
... a man should not overpay for a woman, and a woman should not overpay for a man.
... In some countries, bold and often untrue stories are called 'journalism ducks', or 'hoaxes'. Some bards love to spread such tales.
How much a duck is worth?
Probably not very much... but still, he can say that he's worth more than 2 camels... and in some circles, particularly in his homeland, this can have a value.
I love Anheim, and we are worthy of each other, at least, Dear Journal.
-- Yours, Chea, Unworthy of 2 Camels, and a Duck.
P.S. How much I am worth? Probably about a price of a duck, which is about two hens and one rabbit... but price may vary, depending on health, age, genders and sizes of ducks, of hens and of a rabbit. Exact country where transaction is made, and it's markets also affect prices.
P.S.S. Despite my low real price, it's not so bad with me afterall... because people often want to overpay seriously for me, even if they should not. (Best offer is from one wealthy man from Calimshan, he wanted to overpay with whooping price of 30 camels for me, even).
P.S.S.S. Does one's ego and it's size matter when determining one's real price? I think yes, the bigger ego, the bigger real price and one's worth.
P.S.S.S.S. I have some faults too, like appreciation for handsomeness of a man (my beloved Anheim, in this case), and my faults of vanity and greed, and these lower my worth and my real price too.
P.S.S.S.S.S. Sometimes one's faults, while lowering the real price, raise how much others want to overpay. My Master, Attentus, for example was Cruel and Mean Snobbish Gentleman, and a Court Magician/Politician. His cruelty (toward enemies mostly), being mean and snobism, while faults, made him popular and wanted. These lowered his real price, but raised the de-facto offers. Sometimes people say that they love others both for their virtues, as well as for their faults.
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Out of Character notes:
Meaning of words and translations in this blog's context:
1. In a polish language, 'hoax' is called 'journalism duck', or 'kaczka dziennikarska'.
2. In a polish language, 'duck' in a silly and diminutive form is: 'kaczucha'
3. In a polish language, 'cruel' is 'okrutny'.
4. Cruel people cause harm and/or pain to others.
Harm or pain here can be either mental, or physical.
5. In a polish language, 'mean' is 'podły'.
6. 'mean' is someone who's too far from someone, despite that someone's will.
7. Opposite of being 'mean' is being 'brazen'.
8. In a polish language, 'brazen' is 'nachalny'.
9. 'brazen' is someone who's too close to someone, against that someone's will.
10. Opposite of being 'brazen' is being 'mean'.